On air / imitation stationDefinitely not the originalNo. 001 — Fan edition

FAKE JEAN
PHIL

THE UNOFFICIAL LOOKALIKE FILE / 01
✳ One wig. One mustache. One big dream.$FJEANPHIL ↗
Exhibit A / The disguiseREC ●
A fan in a shiny blond wig and a taped-on blond mustache, wearing a checked shirt, red tie, and patterned jacket
Not the guy / Just the vibe001 — FJ
100%
FAKEFAN-MADE ★
Top secret ★ Public knowledge1980s signal
← Look closely. Still not him.

WIG
ON.

Just a fan trying to look like Jean Phil. Mustache taped. Dream intact.

ZERO RESEMBLANCE?MAXIMUM COMMITMENT.
Insert tape / choose channelCH 01 / LIVE

A little blond wig goes a long way.

FILE NO. 001 / IDENTITY: FAN

THE
LOOKALIKE
CLUB. ✳

TICKER: $FJEANPHIL